WOOF

DEH. HIGH FIVE?! YESH!!!! BARF! BARF, BARF, BARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! Muh, BARF. Oh, please stop! No, God why? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What have you done to me!? My butt feels weird! Am I a cat? I'M A DOG, BARF! [When a cute girl walks by]: Heyyy...

ABARBARABRRABRABRBABRABRABAR. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...] Hey, what's going on here? [EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..] Uh... Oh, he seems mad. Ha, ho, oh no, oh no, AW SHIT! F*CK YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA.

FAFAFAAFAFAFAFAAFAFAFAFAFFALAFAFAL. BALBRRBBRRLB. Er, wow. Bow, woof? [Phone: This is dog.] (Phone EUHHHH) woof, woof woof woof.

Woof, woof woof woof? (Low voice)WOOF, BITCH! [Tiredly] Bow... Huuuuh Say woof again! SAY WOOF AGAIN! EHEHEHEHEEE. Hey Chica, what's goin' on? I DUNNO! Aughaaa... Dad, why? Dad, why did you make another one of these, Dad?!.