Okay, great! We'll record in two hours. That should give you enough time to prepare, right? (Awkward silence) Anthony: Yes Ian: Indeed (uh oh, what are they going to do now?) (Ian screaming in agony) Ian: No no no! Ian: How am i gonna get ready in two hours? (Pfft) Ian: If only i was good of an actor like Stork Man. Anthony: Stork Man? Ian: Yeah, the superhero with the ability to tell when a woman's in labor. Anthony: (giggles) That sounds terrible! Ian: Hey! He's a god damn American classic! Anthony: Well, i'm personally not worried about it cuz i'm a really really good actor.
Anthony: I mean you saw how good i was in Smosh the Movie, right? Ian: Yeaaaaaaaah (sarcasm, sarcasm) Anthony: Look, i want you to be as good of an actor as me okay? Anthony: So, let me hook you up with my acting coach. Anthony: He's the best method actor i've ever known. Ian: Okay. Anthony: Cool, let me go get him.
Ian: Sweet. (More walking) Anthony (changed): Hello Ian, i am Gabrielle your acting coach. Ian: What the f-- Gabrielle: QUIET! Ian: Okay, look Anthon-- Gabrielle: HEY! Gabrielle: From now on, you are to speak only when i tell you to. Gabrielle: Okay? You are playing the role of an angry...
(Taking time to think) Bird! Is that correct? Ian: Yes. Gabrielle: Ian! I swear to Guadalupe, if you speak one more time without being called upon I will strangle you with my Himalayan hemp bracelet! Anyway, if you are to play a bird you must become a bird. You must, *tongue clicking* eat like a bird, you must. Sleep like a bird, you must mate like a bird, ehh.
By the end of my lesson you be the greatest bird to ever live. (Raising hand) Si. Um. Would you mind repeating all of that again, because you said bird.
Then I started thinking about stork man. Then I just started thinking about how awesome he was. Especially in his third movie! When he senses that the princess of Canada was having twins. Ian: And then, she thought she have only one baby.
Ian: And then, he got the second crib, for the second baby. (Ian sighs) Ian: Man, that's a classic, i mean if you haven't seen it you really should probably-- Ian: AGGHH! Gabrielle: Your training begins now. Ian: ***, what you have in that bracelet? Perfecto...You must look like a bird how Magic Fuck...Come on ...Would you look... Perfecto...Now you are indistinguishable from north american black crow Vamodos huaa...
No..No..Noo....You must eat like birds eat Now ..Open up and chew......This Chew it up.. Aaa...Aaa...Na Do not swallow..Feel... The baby bird What....I am the baby bird baby bird in my mouth...What? ...No!!... You want to be real actor or not...This is the only way......Okay I can't Why not Because i am...Starved....
Just, beg your pardon..I will not survive screaming okay that was i a lot worse than i expected let us never speak of that again anyway to be a true bird , you must be able to fly if your birds dont fly , dong dong , they are all dead what about Osages and turkeys and penguin? Fly! Damn you :D. You did it Ian . Your transformation to a bird is complete. I did it !? Im a bird !? Yes.
Now ah could you put me back in your pocket? Why? Im busy Busy doing what? You're just a picture in my pocket. Yea and i have my own life. You'd think im sitting here waitting for you? Blahhhphew NOoooo. Ive got my own stuff to do Ian you ok? Yes im ready Okay because you shattered your legs and you have been mubbling yourself for like twenty minutes .
Ah balls... Oh ah Anthony i may have broken my legs , but you broke character haha:D. Guess you arent a good actor after all bitch god damn it hahahahhahahahaha you guys ready? Yes, indeed Your ready to roll? Well i nearly died like 5 minutes ago, so maybe i could (take a rest ffs) Okay great, and what we need from you now is a nice big scream , but also a sucking in as you scream FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Okay..>< Great.
Thanks guys . We are good Ok cool . So its my turn? Oh ...(Shit) yea. We think you might not have what it.....Takes yea we saw Smosh the movie It was the first movie.
You'll get better. If only he could act like that Nevermind This video is brought to you by the Angry Birds movie The 3D animated comedy where we'll find out why those birds are so angry For more footage of our characters from the movie - Bubbl es and Hal, click on the box on the left Look how angry I am Your smiling... Rrr... Your a smiling bird.
You're angry You can't stop smiling The Angry Birds movie comes out in theatres May 20 To see behind the scenes footage and bloopers click on the box on the right Right now I'm going to spray some white goo on Ian's face I feel like this video belongs on, er... Not YouTube And as always, if you are using this on a touch-screen device all the links are in the description box below.
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